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Quickie: Hunt & Pecked

Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life.

When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, “I thought I told you to be quiet!”

Jerry says, “Hey, I tried. I really did.

  • When those snakes crawled over me, I didn’t make a sound.
  • When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn’t make a peep.

BUTT when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, ‘Should we take them with us or eat them here?’ I couldn’t keep quiet any more!”

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