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We need a Democrat. Right Fucking Now!!

Forgive my political naivete, being English, but do you American cousins of mine ever wonder what would’ve happened for your United States, had Al Gore got in?

I mean, he should’ve taken the Whitehouse. He got elected fair AND square (based on the initial voter count) then there was that sudden ‘mysterious mix up’ to do with Florida mainly that turned the tide Dubya’s way. The tide was no wave riding the crest of a wind of change, oh no! It was a Tsunami of thick fucking diarrhoea a mile high with the consistency of a McDonald’s polymer chocolate shake!

Big, friendly, straight talking Al got elected. He won. He was cheated. I’ve seen Fahrenheit 9/11 and other assorted Republican-bashing Michael Moore documentaries. The softly spoken bearded bespectacled fat man is amusing, but naturally biased; being a die-hard Democrat.

Still he raises a lot of good points and conspiracy theories appeal greatly to a man as deeply cynical and paranoid as myself. After all paranoia is just life on a finer scale my friends. The cynic and paranoid is the dude (or dudess) in possession of ‘all’ the fucking facts!

But God help us all, (on both sides of the Atlantic), if Obama doesn’t get in this time.

We need a Democrat in that oval office pronto! After eight years o’fucking lunacy and fear, scaremongering politics and escalating the mess in the middle east, whilst doing nothing to help the situation in the so-called ‘Holy Land’ we need some common, level headed sense running the world right now.

Christ knows, we Brits can’t depend on our government.

They’re a bunch of errant schoolboys waving at each other, swearing behind their trade papers and ballots , dressed in cheap expensive suits, for fuck’s sake! We will do whatever “Team America” tells us to do, cause that is what we do these days. Don’t get me wrong, I think America’s ready for change, ready and more importantly needs to embrace the new and the forward thinking. (And I’m not one of these anti-American limey mothers, case you were wondering.) Hell, Michigan’s my favourite place in the whole world, right now. But seriously, a man of fresh approach and more lateral thinking than that of closed minded didactic Republican ideals.

The last thing you need is a George W. Bush clone sitting at the head of the joint chiefs. . .

The fact Obama’s black is neither here nor there to this humble scribe. I know it’s a factor in US politics, given your turbulent racial history, but then again, every nation (including the UK) has a dark night of the soul when it comes to shoddy treatment of certain segments of it’s society in it’s past. But you guys need some new blood, and by default almost – as England tends to follow her closest allie’s lead – so do we.

I will watch the election process with great interest!

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