Sunday: those “Over-the-top” God Warriors

June 1, 2008 at 12:01 am · Filed under Assclowns, Crap, Feedback, Freedom of Speech, Fucktards™, Fundies, Game Play, Moviez, Religion, Republican'ts, Suggestions, Sunday Series®, U.S.A., Upcoming Shows and tagged: Christianity, Church, Faith, Fundies, God, Jesus, Religion

I am lucky to have not encountered many fucktard bible-thumpers, maybe because I just radiate that “If you shove your diety down my throat, I’ll shove my fist down yours” vibe so well.

Just because you believe a certain way does not give you sovereign power to push your opinions on others who do not want to hear it. Unless you are visiting an obscure part of the world untouched by your beliefs, keep your “have a blessed day” and “I’ll pray for you” bullshit! to yourself.

All you need to do is look at the pastors in their $3000 suits, alligator shoes and cadillacs to understand that the congregation is nothing but a bunch of hypocrites hiding behind the mask of religion.

“First and foremost, I would like to thank God. Without him, I never would have (insert achievement-du-jour here) won this grammy, made this touchdown, etc.”

I don’t care how cheesy it was or how much controversy it caused, but I still love Kathy Griffin’s acceptance speech.

“Can you believe this shit? I guess hell froze over. … a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, ‘Suck it, Jesus.’ This award is my god now.”

The next time you hear someone say “have a blessed day” just keep in mind that this same person is probably going to be stealing from you, shooting someone and/or fucking a hooker within the next few hours.

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