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NEW! Segment : Listenerz Letterz®!

NEW! Segment!
Mr. Anonymous® ACTUALLY checks his fucking e-mail [for a change!} BASTARD!

Here is the 1st installment of Letters from our Listenerz! (as always, the names have been changed to protect the innocent:-)

Date: 24 May 2008, 13:12 ...I know we never talk... but I have a question. How in the hell do you prove to a girl that you love her more than breathing? I am so down now, I am looking for any suggestions, this girl is EVERYTHING to me. Help? Davey

STOP, – PAUSE – COMPOSE Yourself. You are in the throes of “in love” and you’re going to drive this girl AWAY !

CLINGY, POSSESSIVE… These are turn OFFS!!!!!!!!!

CAREFUL. If you are “negotiating” and the other side smells FEAR ( INTENSE, PANICKED TONE of your message to me) or senses that you CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT HER, You risk losing her through SUFFOCATION.

If this woman cannot SEE HOW YOU FEEL, then maybe she is NOT someone you want to spend the REST of your life with…
Maybe you are simply in LUST !!

IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION:

– FUCK! HER, – MARRY HER, OR BOTH !!

A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL Should settle your concerns IMMEDIATELY and clear up any confusion.

Hugz & kisses – go buy a fucking *RING* Idjiot !

Barring that, (no money) go to the PAWN Shop – ask if they have an engagement ring, PRICE It and come back with your little boy toys [X-box console, “kewl” fucking stereo, WHATEVAH) and TRADE UP !!

PS: Let me know if she leaves you !

Love,

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