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November 8, 2011 at 5:10 am · Filed under Assclowns, Consumption, Food and Drink, Guest Author, Health & Wellness, Humor Me, Lifes' like That, Personal Growth, Poetry, Rantz, Short & Sweet, Weird Shit and tagged: California, God, Starbucks

The bike was my friend. I was wishing I had given it a bath. The world has most definitely gone mad. This is why I don’t get out much. Shit happens to me that cannot happen to most people.
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May 30, 2011 at 12:08 am · Filed under ACTivism, Death Penalty, Educational, England, Feedback, Français, Free, History, Performance, Politically INcorrect, Poverty, Religion, SHOCKED & AWED, Venusian and tagged: France, God, Joan of Arc, La Pucelle d'Orléans, The Maid of Orléans

580 years ago, today, those English bastards killed nineteen-year-old French revolutionary Jeanne d’Arc. Funny how things never change.
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June 9, 2009 at 12:00 am · Filed under Guest Author, Musings™, Poetry, Religion and tagged: Gabriel, God, Heaven, Michael
The pearly gates are whispering
“Come in, come in”, they’re beckoning
“Everyone welcome without exception,
Heaven is now open for inspection”
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May 25, 2009 at 12:00 am · Filed under Consumption, DrugZ®, Feedback, Game Play, Genetic Modification, Guest Author, Healthy Living, Lifes' like That, LOW Tech, Musings™, Personal Growth, Religion, U.S.A. and tagged: alcoholism, God, higher power, nature

memorial day part deux.
i started drinking again last memorial day. i stopped yesterday (this memorial day).
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May 12, 2009 at 10:00 pm · Filed under Educational, Feedback, Guest Author, GUESTS, Healthy Living, Lifes' like That, Magazine, Mother's Day, Personal Growth, Poetry, U.S.A., Venusian and tagged: creative writing, family disease, God, Honesty, Humor, hydrocodone, new beginnings, oblivion

My spouse, yes spouse, has gone to bring me my meds, yes meds; zoloft, amitriptylin; melatonin & diphenhydramine tossed in to top them off.
“In the mornings he takes HTN and cholesterol meds, topped with aspirin. We’re old now. We were just starting to age when we met, I think. I remember looking in the odd full length, more or less 10″ x 10″ gold marbled hideous mirror plates, and thinking, It’s sure too bad I couldn’t use this on somebody before it goes bad. I have image issues. I just turned 53. 53. 53. 53. 53 – I think I’m still a late bloomer.”
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April 14, 2009 at 12:01 am · Filed under Guest Author, Poetry, Quickies, Rantz and tagged: God, hell, illness
“torment” he said.
“you will be tormented for eternity.”
i was astounded. “god has nothing better to do than torture me for eternity? what about juvenile diabetes?”
his face got dark with anger “GET SERIOUS”.
“I AM SERIOUS. MY WIFE WORKS WITH SICK CHILDREN WHO WON’T SEE THEIR SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY! what kind of god is that?”
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June 1, 2008 at 12:01 am · Filed under Assclowns, Crap, Feedback, Freedom of Speech, Fucktards™, Fundies, Game Play, Moviez, Religion, Republican'ts, Suggestions, Sunday Series®, U.S.A., Upcoming Shows and tagged: Christianity, Church, Faith, Fundies, God, Jesus, Religion

I am lucky to have not encountered many fucktard bible-thumpers, maybe because I just radiate that “If you shove your diety down my throat, I’ll shove my fist down yours” vibe so well.
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