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English: Cardinal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Archb...

English: Cardinal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Archbishop of Buenos Aires, celebrating mass at the XX Exposición del Libro Católico (20th Catholic Book Fair), in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Español: Cardenal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Arzobispo de Buenos Aires, celebrando misa en la XX Exposición del Libro Católico, en Buenos Aires, Argentina. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It's fucking RAINING and I can damn well watch TV at the HOTEL!!

It’s fucking RAINING and I can damn well watch TV at the CONVENT! – WTF people!

Er, should I say POped. After months in Italia, our extended stay has come to an end with a crowning of sorts – the 1.5 Billion Catholics around the world seemed to surround us as we attended (in the rain no less) the Vatican’s Pope Show, waiting intently for that wisp of white smoke – siganlling the Cardinals have successfully elected the next Pope.

He is (Hmmm… no women, eh?) Bueno Aires Bishop, Jorge Bergoglio (see our Twitter feed) and he has teken the names Pope Francis the 1st after St. Francis of Assissi. I see the people sround us going apeshit and one almost made me drop this phone. Gotta get the hell out of here and back to the vino to celebrate – wish me luck making it to the other side of the square :-)

See you back on the air on April 1st. Can’t wait – it’s time to speak fucking ENGLISH once more !!

A Match Made in Heaven?

Godsmatch
Last year was a bitch. So were most of the women i dated. This NEW year, i have found a NEW site that promises to have everything a good Christian Nun could hope for – matchmaking by none other than the Man upstairs!! Read the rest of this entry »

The Apocalypse is near (hic)

According to Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, the Mayans were right and the apocalypse is near. Read the rest of this entry »

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day !!

Little Irish Girl Prank Calls

Becky is featured on an Irish morning radio show.

Here’s a charming young girl from Dublin, making prank phone calls at the age of 8 !


[ed.] Fill yer boots, man!

Quest for a Tomato | YouTUBE

Jed Clampett & Kin Strike Oil

1962′s “The Beverly Hillbillies” TV Show – wtf?

SHOPPING! | World’s Best Condoms 2011

For a 4th straight year, Trojan Condoms did not score well with our reviewers mostly complaining of lack of sensitivity and overly latex smell

Some great new 2011 innovations in condom manufacturing! The arrival of the Lifestyles X2 had everyone talking! These new condoms are perfect for not only those that have an issue staying erect wearing a condom but our female testers loved them too. Our reviewers concluded that Sensitivity and Reliability are the two most important condom characteristics. Read the rest of this entry »

Deb and David at World’s End

David and Deb play Brighton at World’s End as the perfect antidote to the Royal Wedding…

What the Hell is Celine Dion Talking About!?


Awww!! that’s beautiful!! it’s because she is a natural vocal artist!! she understands notes and music .. she feels the emotion in the sounds!!! Cluudddettttee… LMAO

Tomato Sauce and Korean Spas



Meet Zoe from Australia – an aspiring actress from Perth, acting in America and living in her head.

FAIL BLOG | Caught with Calories!

FACEPALM!

ZSA ZSA Gabor | Dead at age 93

Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor in a 1986 file photo

Zsa Zsa Gabor was in critical condition Friday after undergoing hip replacement surgery earlier in the week, her husband said.

Gabor, a Hungarian-born sexpot of the 1950s and 1960s, has to use a wheelchair after being partially paralyzed in a 2002 car accident. The wheelchair’s brake wasn’t on and it moved away, causing the fall last weekend, Blanchette said.

Gabor appeared in films ranging from “Moulin Rouge” in 1952 to “Queen of Outer Space” in 1958. She also appeared on TV specials and game shows, and as a guest on several television series, often playing herself.
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God may have created Man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece…


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
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Juggling Balls | Learn how now!!

There’s Something about a man juggling balls

BREAKING NEWS! | Easter Bunny roughed up outside NY sweet shop


FISHKILL, N.Y. (AP) — Police said a woman dressed as the Easter Bunny to promote a Hudson Valley candy shop was slammed to the ground by a teenager who then ran away.

The 46-year-old woman, who was dressed in a white bunny costume, was not seriously hurt in the attack around 5 p.m. Wednesday outside the Alps Sweet Shoppe on Main Street in the village of Fishkill.

CRIME SCENE !!

State police Investigator George Mohl said the attacker has not been caught.

The man was described as about 17 years old with blonde hair, wearing blue jeans, a white T-shirt and a green zippered sweat shirt.

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