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Er, should I say POped. After months in Italia, our extended stay has come to an end with a crowning of sorts – the 1.5 Billion Catholics around the world seemed to surround us as we attended (in the rain no less) the Vatican’s Pope Show, waiting intently for that wisp of white smoke – siganlling the Cardinals have successfully elected the next Pope.
He is (Hmmm… no women, eh?) Bueno Aires Bishop, Jorge Bergoglio (see our Twitter feed) and he has teken the names Pope Francis the 1st after St. Francis of Assissi. I see the people sround us going apeshit and one almost made me drop this phone. Gotta get the hell out of here and back to the vino to celebrate – wish me luck making it to the other side of the square
See you back on the air on April 1st. Can’t wait – it’s time to speak fucking ENGLISH once more !!
Last year was a bitch. So were most of the women i dated. This NEW year, i have found a NEW site that promises to have everything a good Christian Nun could hope for – matchmaking by none other than the Man upstairs!! Read the rest of this entry »
According to Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, the Mayans were right and the apocalypse is near. Read the rest of this entry »
[ed.] Fill yer boots, man!
1962′s “The Beverly Hillbillies” TV Show – wtf?
- Elly Mae Clampett Barbie doll suit settled (usatoday.com)
- Elly Mae Clampett on “The Beverly Hillbillies” settles lawsuit over Barbie. (str8media.wordpress.com)
- Settlement in Elly Mae Clampett Barbie doll suit (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
- Donna Douglass Settles Elly Mae Clampett Barbie Doll Lawsuit With Mattel (inquisitr.com)
David and Deb play Brighton at World’s End as the perfect antidote to the Royal Wedding…
Awww!! that’s beautiful!! it’s because she is a natural vocal artist!! she understands notes and music .. she feels the emotion in the sounds!!! Cluudddettttee… LMAO
Zsa Zsa Gabor was in critical condition Friday after undergoing hip replacement surgery earlier in the week, her husband said.
Gabor, a Hungarian-born sexpot of the 1950s and 1960s, has to use a wheelchair after being partially paralyzed in a 2002 car accident. The wheelchair’s brake wasn’t on and it moved away, causing the fall last weekend, Blanchette said.
Gabor appeared in films ranging from “Moulin Rouge” in 1952 to “Queen of Outer Space” in 1958. She also appeared on TV specials and game shows, and as a guest on several television series, often playing herself.
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
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There’s Something about a man juggling balls
FISHKILL, N.Y. (AP) — Police said a woman dressed as the Easter Bunny to promote a Hudson Valley candy shop was slammed to the ground by a teenager who then ran away.
The 46-year-old woman, who was dressed in a white bunny costume, was not seriously hurt in the attack around 5 p.m. Wednesday outside the Alps Sweet Shoppe on Main Street in the village of Fishkill.
State police Investigator George Mohl said the attacker has not been caught.
The man was described as about 17 years old with blonde hair, wearing blue jeans, a white T-shirt and a green zippered sweat shirt.