Paul Carnes, a.k.a.
"Mr. Fetch" - the self appointed, so-called "leader" of Anonymous.

I want to believe Paul Fetch is the most cunning comedian of our time. If the videos by this YouTube user are parodies, and his entire online persona is a character, then we must all bow down to the new king; Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric, and David Cross must commit ritual suicide in front of him. But chances are he’s just a terribly unfunny attention whore of a douche bag. Examine these three examples of remotely possible genius.

Dear God – YouTube Prayer: Fetch prays to God for more YouTube views, adding as an aside that Darfur needs help too.

Anonymous This Is War: The video that caught my interest. Fetch requests that the online group Anonymous (the ones fighting the Church of Scientology) disband, or he will destroy them. At first, I assumed this was comedy, because Anon itself is known for deadpan satire, but some members of Anonymous were unhappy. They found his contact information and bombed him with phone calls. A member of Anon tells me, “If he’s real, well then we’re going to tear him to pieces. If he’s a troll, we’ll still tear him to pieces, but he’ll be okay with it, because he did it on purpose.”

High on Caffeine Yikes!!!: If Fetch is being sincere in the first shot of this video, it ruins the hilarity of all that follows.

Myspace Message: If you can suffer through it, you might be convinced he’s pulling a classic Galifianakis.

Butt… THIS assclown and I have a little problem. He thinks he’s the “LEADER” of Anonymous. This is impossible, as this is our strength, we have no leaders, we are legion.

Butt hey, whatever…